Ethan Montgomery began playing music at a young age, starting with piano lessons at age 5 and continuing on to learn the cello, before ultimately picking up the guitar, and much more importantly, the bass.  This was a critical turning point in his life, as bass gigs - mostly in jazz ensembles - afforded the necessary fueling of beer and pizza required to sustain young Ethan through high school and college.

Ethan's lifetime of forging his musical craftsmanship, tempered by his career in sound engineering, has yielded an alloy of proficiencies optimal for furnishing FFRD's low end.  It is also rumored that Taylor Swift has written numerous break-up songs about him.