Bullets Thru the Fire
FAKE FLOWERS REAL DIRT

Bullets Thru the Fire
On the One
Thought you Knew
3 Straight Days
ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT
3 Straight Days REMIX
by Ernesto J. Ponce
"Love it! It's like someone made a perfectly good stew, and then someone slipped in a spoon of hot sauce!" - Neci of HFS 97.5
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Release #001
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"Fake Flowers Real Dirt combines a mixture of old school funk with a contemporary sound on their self titled, four song EP release. This nine piece band lays down a serious foundation of grooves, through the use of driving bass lines, thick keyboard patches, and funky horn stabs, as they twist and turn their way through a myriad of styles and tempos.... WIth their new self titled EP release, Fake Flowers Real Dirt has put themselves on the map as one of Baltimore’s most promising up and coming bands to watch." - Scott Paddock of Mobtown Music Guide
Biography






In the steamy basement of an otherwise unremarkable house in Baltimore, "Fake Flowers Real Dirt" forges their mix of genres from the funk/dope characteristic (e.g. funk, hip-hop): driving skank reggae moves to frenetic breakbeat/jungle, joined together with a series of quick jazz changes. Simple melodic lines and hooks give way to solos, with space.
FFRD's efforts began when singer Billy D William marshaled the forces of an accomplished group of veterans from the DMV music scene. Their goal is nothing less than sonic nirvana - obtained through the melding of diverse musical traditions into a form greater than the sum of its parts.
Atop the groundwork carefully, yet ruthlessly laid down by drummer Kevin Shuss and bassist / sound-man extraordinaire Ethan Montgomery, Billy D William sings skyward with gospel soul, singer Viki Nova adds delicious harmonies while increasing the band's class considerably, Dave Eynck invites listeners into his world with cerebral chord voicings and sound, turntablist GERM mashes and scratches (real) vinyl, Gene Chapman and Ernesto Ponce play searing and soaring sax lines - close your eyes and imagine Cannonball!!! - while Paul Haney and his trusty laptop go from buzzy synth, with attendant envelopes and filters, to your classic hammond B3. Brian Escavage provides percussion and extra drive to the deep rhythms - the icing on an already tasty cake! The group embraces the style nouveau while never forgetting the trivial inequality: 10 seasoned players, still on their way 'round the block > 1 laptop.
FFRD transcends superlatives; their awesomeness is matched only by their modesty. From the basement in a house in Baltimore, MD to your ears, "The flyest and the most, as real as non-fiction."
Contact
Midnite Alliance
200 East Lexington St. STE 1600
Baltimore, MD 21202
Tel: 888-668-7718 ext. 20
FFRD can operate as a 10 piece band, a Trio or anything in between.
We can cover 3 - 45 minute sets while our DJ spins between sets.
For a list of covers and originals, please click HERE.
PERFORMANCE RIDER (page 1)
TECHNICAL RIDER (page 1) (page 2)
INPUT LIST (page 1)
STAGE PLOT (page 1)
For additional info contact :
Ethan Montgomery
(443)-745-0622
Fake Flowers Real Dirt have been fortunate enough to share the stage with National Acts such as Black Joe Lewis and The Honeybears, The Pietasters, Marky Ramone, L.A. Guns and Days of the New as well as local/regional bands like Jah Works, Bosley, Pasadena, All Mighty Senators, Kelly Bell Band, Laughing Colors, The Cheaters, J Pope & Funk Friday, Deaf Scene, Old Man Brown, Skribe, Higher Hands, Sweet Leda, Grilled Lincolns, Swampcandy, Bumpin Uglies, Charm City Devils, Freedom Enterprise, Kustom Blend and Pressing Strings.










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